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The First Page of Bubonic Boy: A 14th Century Tale

by E.A. Weiss

The boy said, “Don’t make me give it to you.  I’ve done it before.”

The robbers thought they were facing an ordinary kid.  They’d heard stories, but never believed them.  One yelled, “I’ll kill you!”

The boy responded, “I’m already dying.  You see, the doctors diagnosed me with Walking Bubonic when I was eleven.  That was last year.  I was quickly upgraded to Running and Punching Bubonic.  You understand?  I’ll catch you and when I do, I’ll punch you with my Bubonic Fist.  Now, give in.”

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One of my all-time favorite ads.

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A List of Sales in My Fictional Glove Store, Handsy

by E.A. Weiss

Can You Feel the Glove Tonight?
When a Man Gloves a Woman
Glove Will Keep Us Together
From Russia With Glove
Glovernor Mitten Romney
A History of Glove
He Gloves Me… He Gloves Me Not
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Glover
Danny Glover Gloves Gloves
I Glove You, Man
Begloved
Glove Actually
Glove in the Time of Cholera
Glove Me Tender
P.S. I Glove You
The Glovely Bones
I Will Always Glove You
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Still reeling from this amazing Russ and Daughters juice I had at GoogaMooga (I bought four in two days).

Still reeling from this amazing Russ and Daughters juice I had at GoogaMooga (I bought four in two days).

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Poor Remy has a great new EP out. Here.

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I’m not ashamed to say I love this synth line.

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I thought The Proclaimers were a one-hit wonder. I was wrong.

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My friends are in this funny video.

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I want this apartment in New York.

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Hanging out.

Hanging out.